Sexting.

If you have not pressed the little red X at the top right hand corner of your screen, then I thank you for being normal enough to live in the year 2009.

There have been several articles all over the internet about sexting; so many articles that Fox LA News had to do a 5 minute segment of it tonight on the 10 pm news.

For those that don't know, this is the definition of SEXTING from Urban Dictionary:

a term created by the media referring to sending sexually explicit text messages. the term is used by adults who are out of the loop, and not by the individuals actually sending the messages. "In other news, teens in Hicktown, PA were caught 'sexting' in class, and were promptly reported to local authorities as well as their parents."

See picture at top of page for an example of a "sext."

Some blue-eyed blonde "aspiring model" that fit her stupid stereotype to a T decided she wanted to be interviewed. She went on to say that she had to cancel text messaging from her phone because she received 189027384198273912873192873982173981279 explicit text messages on her phone from 'people she didn't know' and it's not appropriate because "children can see it."

Look stupid blondie. Let me level with you. The reason you get 192837129837129837129837129837891273 text messages to your phone is because you're an ASPIRING MODEL. You're probably still paying thousands of dollars to get your pictures taken by John Robert Powers and handing your phone out to any piece of penis out there that has "connections." It's simple. The more people that have your phone number, the more stupid text messages you get. For example, have you ever noticed that around the holidays you get spammed with impersonal text messages from people you have NO IDEA WHO THEY ARE that are like "HI!!! HAPPY X-MAS!!! XOXO!!! LUVLUVLUV!!!" The reason you do not know who that person is because:
a) they are creepy and stole it from your facebook;
b) you gave your number away at a bar/club/whatever to someone to "chill sometime";
c) you were too drugged to remember; and
d) you were planning on using this person for some reason.

Really, it's THAT simple. If you're too stupid to realized that if you're getting 289743129837129837129873 text messages from people you 'dont know' then maybe it's time to change your number. Look, it's not like you'll be missing much with a new number. If you still haven't gotten that modeling contract and you look like you're pushing your 30's , go try out for America's Next Top Model and hope they'll take your broken, busted face and leathered body.

I guess what's even more disturbing is that this "MODEL" said it's inappropriate because "children can see it." Question to the reader: How often do young children go through your phone, know specifically to go to your text messages, open your MMS messages and look at the photos? I don't even remember the last time a child held my phone, must less trying to use the damn thing. Plus, I thought the new way of raising children was to show them pornography at the youngest age possible? Shit, Dom's 9 year old sister has been watching porn since she was crowning. I plan on porn raising my children just like the bugs bunny raised me. Instead of watching furries, my kid will watch the real deal and not be surprised when she sees her first penis and it's not covered in soft gray hair.

The point is: if you have a serious problem with SEXTING text messages, maybe sit down and think about why you may have this issue. Change your number. It might help.