I miss bird flu.

I'm sick of people talking about swine flu. People are now scared of pork products and they're not sure why but they know something called swine flu is going around and somehow they related it to the deliciousness that is bacon. For some reason the condemnation of bacon deeply hurts me where it counts (my stomach). If the whole world goes crazy I will gladly eat all pork products that will be thrown out until I'm given a heart attack and die of morbid obesity with more fat in my veins than blood. Now THAT is an awesome death.