I need to work on becoming a better hermit. If there was a way where I can have my own private island with everything I wanted on it, I would be set. I only really need my dog, my horse, my internet, some food to live off of (and for the animals, too) and my vibrator with an abundance of lube in case I get creative and of course batteries for it. I WOULD say my boyfriend but he would probably drive me fucking crazy the first day on the island. But if for some reason I have a big enough island so when we fight I can send him in the jungle in search of warthogs and Bigfoot, then I guess I would take him, too. I guess what I'm trying to say is that my birthday is coming up and I would like a pink shell to live in.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
I'm sheltered but not shelled.
I need to work on becoming a better hermit. If there was a way where I can have my own private island with everything I wanted on it, I would be set. I only really need my dog, my horse, my internet, some food to live off of (and for the animals, too) and my vibrator with an abundance of lube in case I get creative and of course batteries for it. I WOULD say my boyfriend but he would probably drive me fucking crazy the first day on the island. But if for some reason I have a big enough island so when we fight I can send him in the jungle in search of warthogs and Bigfoot, then I guess I would take him, too. I guess what I'm trying to say is that my birthday is coming up and I would like a pink shell to live in.
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