I haven't posted in a while... I guess it's because I'm celebrating my birthday month or whatever.
So, now I'm in my 23rd year and I still feel like I am yet to gain any significant knowledge of adulthood. But I have probably gained like 10 lbs in alcohol consumption, so the lesson learned is NOT to party for days and days on end. Tonight is my last night of drinking. Tomorrow my boo boo and I are going on a romantic dinner and I am done with food/alcohol for a long time.
I guess it's back to the gym, my suana and long runs for me... Just - well, as of Monday. Monday it is.
*vomits*
Grab your dick and double click.
- Princess Pinche
- I cook way too much for my own good and I spend a majority of my income at Whole Foods. I speak and write exclusively in hyperbole and satire. I have a very big Doberman Pinscher named Sierra Havana that wants the opportunity to eat a baby. I finally got rid of my horse and now all I want to do is travel the world. I believe in ghosts because I see dead people. I get anxiety attacks when I do not have my cell phone with me because I need rehab for blackberry messenger. I'm not ashamed to have a closet full of sex toys. I'm an equal opportunity hater and eater. I would love the life of a hermit crab or Anthony Bourdain. I want 30 slaves and I don't care where they come from as long as I can beat them.
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