Pneumonia.

Being sick is a terrible thing. Being sick and then catching pneumonia is an even more terrible thing. Note to self: Get a fucking flu shot next year. I've been sick for going on 3 weeks now. What a joyous few weeks I've had. Really. Hacking up balls of phlegm, unable to eat without coughing so hard I throw up my food, blood panels, a million and a half pills, a ton of vicodin cough syrup which makes my brain not work (which I suppose is the only perk of being ill), doctors visits galore, oxygen therapy that gives me uncontrollable shakes, no longer being a fan of my once favorite tea, never wanting to see a bowl of soup again... I'm assuming you get the picture. I'm tired. Just plain old tired.