You know, I have about 1294712471298457192857912875189275981275987 things to type about. I didn't spend a whole heck of a lot of time on the internet while in Italy or Spain, so I guess I have to make up for all of it. For now, I will leave you with a few photos from Madrid, Spain. Just know that I am planning on packing my shit and moving to Spain. I love Spain.
I cook way too much for my own good and I spend a majority of my income at Whole Foods. I speak and write exclusively in hyperbole and satire. I have a very big Doberman Pinscher named Sierra Havana that wants the opportunity to eat a baby. I finally got rid of my horse and now all I want to do is travel the world. I believe in ghosts because I see dead people. I get anxiety attacks when I do not have my cell phone with me because I need rehab for blackberry messenger. I'm not ashamed to have a closet full of sex toys. I'm an equal opportunity hater and eater. I would love the life of a hermit crab or Anthony Bourdain. I want 30 slaves and I don't care where they come from as long as I can beat them.
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