I guess I'm long over-due.

I haven't updated in a while. It's probably because my life isn't really all that interesting as of lately. I've noticed I've been gaining weight some how, some way - although I've been eating all the right foods, working out and doing all that shit. I think right now I'm in a transitional stage. I think right now I'm GAINING muscle and slowly losing fat. My measurements have stayed about the same from when I initially lost a bunch of weight, however, I've seen major impacts on my legs, arms and stomach when it comes to seeing muscle. It's there. It's coming along. My ass is getting bigger... I think because I will NEVER burn the fat on my ass and the muscle I'm gaining is just making it larger and larger. Whatever. I'm working towards my goal and that's all that matters. I can't expect to be SuPeR HoTtT over night. I'm still thinking an at home liposuction kit would be fucking great though.

Anyway.

So I have gone swimming the past two days in a row. It's strange because I haven't gone swimming in YEARS. I mean. I think the last time I went swimming I was somewhere around the age of 16. I figure I should probably swim at least 3 days a week, run 3 days a week and add in some other cardio and resistance training in there somewhere.

In other news, I got rear ended today. Some fucking idiot decided to try to squeeze his car between the little gap of my truck and the center island on Thousand Oaks Blvd. I mean, what a fucking tool bag. He was so impatient he couldn't wait for a green light so he could turn left, he had to try to attempt to squeeze in his stupid fuck little car to get into a left turning lane. GOD. What a tool. Whatever, my dad called him Osama Bin Laden when he came to give me the information I didn't have. Apparently the officer thought it was FUCKING HILARIOUS and I'm also happy that I had my pinche Karepack Katie and my pinche "Bye Pooter" Michele with me. Michele flashing her tits to the officer made me almost pee my pants. I think Katie DID pee her pants. She has a habit of peeing in my truck so it's all possible.

And I have to get my lazy ass up to work tomorrow and uh, I don't want to.

I'll update more. I promise.